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The world would be different if cell phones and “texting” hadn’t been invented. Some people lament the fact that you can’t tie a ribbon around text messages and store them in a box under your bed. True, ribbons and boxes under beds are out of the question…but we can store “text” just the same! Here are some of the text messages that made me augh out loud.

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Magsyotang nag-uusap sa tabing dagat…
GIRL: Hon, anu sodiac sign mo?
BOY: (Nag icp xa dhl bobo d nya alm) Sau muna hon.
GIRL: Sodiac sign q CANCER
BOY: Skn GOITER

 

Anong cnb ni thermometer kay grduated cylinder?
“Anu ngayon kung grumaduate ka..
May degree ka ba?”

 

B1: Grabe! Gholdap q, hapit pko patya.
B2: Unya wla ka ng ask og tabang?
B1: Ng txt q s pulis station.
B2: Unsa mn reply?
B1: Ang mga buang ang greply…
       “HU U?”